-CallMeLiam-

Mostly offline. text me and I just might text you back sooner or later ;) 

...OKAY! FINE, I'LL DO IT PROPERLY!!! 

*clears throat*

Hey, you! Welcome to- ouch! *stubs toe* 
*hops around room* wElComE tOー AAAHH! *trips and falls* 
*dramatically flips imaginary hair like Loki and composes self* 
Welcome to The- what did I call my page again? Oh never mind. 
In case you missed the sticky note on your fridge, yes, I'm a weirdo. 
♪I am 18, finally 18, on the 5th of June...♪ 
Yes, I LOVE Loki for some reason, so heyyyy! 

I HAVE ONE RULE AND ONE RULE ONLY: Be. Nice. 
Actually, don't be nice. Yeah, don't be, then you'll see what will happen to you. *smirks evilly*

I write poetry, I write songs, I write stories- it's what we're all here for, right? Thought so. 
Enjoy my works lads! Or not! But if you don't, please tell me why not if I can fix it (e.g. plot holes, typos etc.). If I can't (i.e. my writing style ESPECIALLY in my poetry) then don't waste your time typing comments. 
And also don't follow to unfollow; I find that very rude... (¬_¬ )

Do you know what month it is?? Lemme tell you. 
LADY SUSAN BY JANE AUSTEN
LETTER 25, FIRST TWO LINES. 
YOU'RE WELCOME ;)

Aiyo! Das it bros! Liam out! *Loki-flips imaginary hair again* 

P.S. My DMs are open if you want a slice of this big booty- I mean uh... Beauty!!! Or if you just wanna talk, that is fine with me too. 

P.P.S. Send feedback if u look up the lady susan thing. thnx luv! 




Oh , and I'm a he btw. lol. ( ¬ ‿   ¬ )