I want a pet snake to name Francis

Welcome to my profile dear <3
(Disclaimer, if you are older than 17 or younger than 12, pls leave my profile....not to be rude but I get uncomfy sometimes)

Name: I like pet names so just call me kitten or anything of your choice 
Age: 14 
Height: 5'8 (see if you can top that, heh ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ)
My birthday: July 30th
Zodiac: leo
Sexuality: Omnisexual and poly (I am dating someone but its an open relationship)
Likes: Hugs, cuddles, kisses, taking care of people (I'm not a caregiver, I just act like a mom sometimes)
About me: I am mostly chill, I love snakes, I do have a bit of a high sex drive but sometimes I get shy about it(....I'm also a wee bit submissive....but slightly in denial-), I like to adopt people on here and become their mom, I desire to be a milf and grow an ass cause I got like half of what I was supposed to get- and my hip dips are assholes-
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