SHP

I'm just a random guy who likes stories. if I don't update anything in a year, it means I'm dead. I'm mainly on AO3 and FF.net (Honestly, if you're on here, go to those sites for quality writing from now on). Currently spreading just my roots, lol. 

Likes: Stuff

Dislikes: Things

Occupation: Living

Sexuality: Frustrated

Style: [Insert]

Religion: MEMES

Update Times: Usually erratic as all hell.

I'm scared, don't hug me.

https://patreon.com/Serendipitous_House_Pet?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Patreon for my comics.

I make art now! Check me out as AQuickSeriesOfWords on Deviantart or Attic_Addict (@Addict_Attic) on Twitter/Pixiv! @_S_H_P_ on Twitter for SFW!

Commissions: I'm taking commissions now and my price will be $15 for 1000 words. If you decide you want one then you can email me on the_aquatic@yahoo. com and I will use Pay-Pal invoice for payment. (Yes, I can do dirty ones too but BEWARE OF MY LIMITS: NOTHING WITH BESTIALITY, UNDERAGE/LOLI/SHOTA, REAL PEOPLE, SCAT, WATERSPORTS, STUFF WITH ONLY FEET FETISH, AND GURO (GORE IN SEX)