Why hello there! How do you do? *tips hat*
I am the great Albus_Potter, king of bow ties, master of sass, and hopefully a little more humble in real life! xD
Anywho, I'm a teenage boy from a country (believe it or not.) If you want to know something you ask. I do try to keep some level of privacy and general safety on the interwebs.
I have no clue what to say. I used to have a long bio, and apparently it was pretty good, but it got older, and so did I.
Please feel free to message me, like any time. I can get extremely busy, and be slow to reply, but I really do try, and I love talking to people. So yeah, I'll always be there to talk to.

I'll try to say some actual 'about me things' now...
-I love bow ties
-I love hats
-Queen Latifah is eternal
-I like songs that go somewhere and feel somewhere
-I like sad things, because they often hold more truth in them
-I am sassier than you. Please don't dispute it, I have many tails and myself as evidence.
-My rants are a thing of legends,
-I'm kind of odd, in unexpected ways.
-My favorite song is probably Jeff Buckley's cover of Hallelujah, for obvious reasons (it be awesome, mateys)
-I try my best not to be a douche. Feel free to call me on it when I am one.
-Apparently I come up with some nifty ideas, so if you talk to me might end up hearing why trees from below are the secret to happiness.
-I mostly write poetry
-I can't wrap for my life
-I love writing with a passion. I couldn;t live without it, without that world of me own.


I'm not gonna ask you to follow me. I think that would be unfair. I'm gonna ask you to read some of what I've written, and then do what you want based on that, whether it be follow, vote, comment or try to murder me for my hideous writing xD

I guess I'll shut up now.

Keep standing! xD

~Potter
  • *insert witty line here*
  • JoinedMay 11, 2013


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