Angus Ecrivain

🧟👽 🆂🆃🅰🆈 🆂🅰🅵🅴! 

🆆🅴🅰🆁 🅰 🅼🅰🆂🅺!👽🧟

🧟👽 So you've found your way here... Welcome! Probably worth a warning though (and yes, I'm talking about a warning along the same lines as those 'Parental Guidance: Explicit Lyrics' warnings) because I'm not afraid to throw those naughty words around! 👽🧟

🧟👽 I'm Dan or Angus, whichever you prefer. Wattpad Ambassador, Wattpad Star, British, and I generally (though by no means exclusively) write about zombies or shit happening in space. 👽🧟

🧟👽 As you can no doubt see from my list of works, I've got a metric fucktonne of stories here. All are (pretty much) unedited, raw, and straight from my head to the page - mostly because I'm lazy and editing is hard! 👽🧟

🧟👽 The question I get asked most regularly, is the order of my ZEDS series. Well click this link - https://www.wattpad.com/list/240331294-zeds-chronological-order - and read the entire series as it currently stands (it's very much ongoing) in what I reckon is the ideal reading order. 👽🧟



🧟👽 A few randomly generated facts about me to finish off... 👽🧟

🧟 Total metalhead 🤘

👽 I smoke like a fucking chimney 🚬

🧟 I have what experts would probably call an unhealthy caffeine addiction but fuck them, what do they know?! ☕

👽 I'm a devout Atheist (totally doesn't mean I worship Satan though to be fair it'd be great to meet her - reckon she'd be a good crack) 😈

🧟 I'm pretty much nocturnal 🌃

👽 My beard is fucking cool 😎