Gremlin

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Hello human.

Welcome to my introductory pamphlet. 

I am a Noxus ambassador, a cat-human hybrid alien from space. I am tasked to make sense of your race and the best way my people do it is to write stories about it. Hence why I am here. 

If you are here because my books got recommended on your feed, I'm honoured humans find my works interesting.

I once read somewhere on the zin-ter-net that "Smiling doesn't always mean you are happy. Sometimes, it means you are a strong person."

I do no know what that means but I someday hope it will make sense.


My stories are full of murderers, gods, cheaters, kidnappers, monsters and everything you might find out there. But they are so utterly moronic, so filled with chaos, you'll get a stomach ache from laughter. My book are books that have a proper plotline with dangers and suspense, but at the same time are so light that they can make you roll on the floor laughing on a sunny Sunday morning.

So, if you like that kind of stories, go give a read.
If you don't, give a read anyways. It's never too late to try something new! 

I hope I get to meet humans in person someday. Till then


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