Lost waffle ♡ (on hiatus)

Sorry I'm offline due to some exams-

Hey fellow stalker!
Instead of saying thanks for the follow why don't you drop a hilarious joke? Or pun? Common people be creative ☕

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A not-so-normal teenager with a slightly annoying eating disorder. My constant craving for desserts is becoming worrisome. Don't call me crazy! I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

So what if I can't sing? I'll sing anyway. So what if I'm not allowed to read? I'll read anyway. So what if I can't name all the fandoms I am in? I'll be a fangirl anyway. 

My age? 
Contributing to entropy since 2007 

My relationship status? 
Netflix, ice-cream, and pajamas!

My future ambition? 
Like a grocery cart with a wonky wheel, I never know in what direction I'm going.

Am I alive?
Being alive means being offline so I consider myself a zombie

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