Welcome to my personal hell, please wipe your feet before you come in - I like to keep it neat.

Call me either Wowza or Colatum, whichever thing you know me from (though my tumblr was deactivated in the great porn strike of 2019)

~Let's get to 730 followers!!~

Profile Picture Credit to @PastelDreamStar <3

If you have fan art, post it in an art book and tag me!

Lars, Jan, Celia, and Winston are my ocs, but you're welcome to use them as long as you credit me

About Me:

-Fandoms: Eddsworld, Crash Zoom, Helluva Boss, Doctor Who, Star Wars, mlp, Homestuck, and many more

-Use any pronouns you want for me, but I prefer they/them and they/he

-I ship Tomtord, Mattedd, and Jonuardo, but I won't shoot you with a laser if you like other ships. All are welcome as long as they aren't weird!

-I'm a thot for anything red, especially clothes. Probably why Tord is my favourite boy XDD

-I love talking headcanons and fan theories. Lay em on me!!
  • lubed up and sliding around your house
  • JoinedJuly 7, 2017


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Colatum Colatum Oct 12, 2023 10:03AM
Just had the dreaded "session expired" glitch and was locked out for about a day. I thought I lost you all T-T I'm actually shaking I worked too hard to tell my stories just to lose them that easily
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Stories by Colatum
Colatum's Eddsworld Smut Drabbles by Colatum
Colatum's Eddsworld Smut Drabbles
(FINALLY HAS A COVER WOOOOO) I always write smut to warm up (writing Complete Again takes a lot of preparatio...
ranking #358 in eddsworld See all rankings
Left In The Lurch | Complete Again: Continued by Colatum
Left In The Lurch | Complete Again...
Thirteen years have passed since the twins' birth, and Tom and Tord's lives are perfect. A fulfilling marriag...
ranking #597 in tomtord See all rankings
Complete Again (TomTord Mpreg) by Colatum
Complete Again (TomTord Mpreg)
Tord was wrong if he thought he was getting away scot-free with destroying Edd's home, Matt's looks, and his...
ranking #98 in eddsworld See all rankings
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