Welcome to my personal hell, please wipe your feet before you come in - I like to keep it neat.
Call me either Wowza or Colatum, whichever thing you know me from (though my tumblr was deactivated in the great porn strike of 2019)
~Let's get to 730 followers!!~
Profile Picture Credit to @PastelDreamStar <3
If you have fan art, post it in an art book and tag me!
Lars, Jan, Celia, and Winston are my ocs, but you're welcome to use them as long as you credit me
About Me:
-Fandoms: Eddsworld, Crash Zoom, Helluva Boss, Doctor Who, Star Wars, mlp, Homestuck, and many more
-Use any pronouns you want for me, but I prefer they/them and they/he
-I ship Tomtord, Mattedd, and Jonuardo, but I won't shoot you with a laser if you like other ships. All are welcome as long as they aren't weird!
-I'm a thot for anything red, especially clothes. Probably why Tord is my favourite boy XDD
-I love talking headcanons and fan theories. Lay em on me!!
- lubed up and sliding around your house
- JoinedJuly 7, 2017
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Colatum
Oct 12, 2023 10:03AM
Just had the dreaded "session expired" glitch and was locked out for about a day. I thought I lost you all T-T I'm actually shaking I worked too hard to tell my stories just to lose them that easilyView all Conversations
Stories by Colatum
- 6 Published Stories
Colatum's Eddsworld Smut Drabbles
14.8K
141
7
(FINALLY HAS A COVER WOOOOO) I always write smut to warm up (writing Complete Again takes a lot of preparatio...
#307 in eddsworld
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Cut Ties (Paultryck Mpreg)
17.1K
261
7
Patryck knew the rules of Tord's army. He knew that no one could let love get in the way of work, but here he...
#3 in paultryk
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Complete Again (TomTord Mpreg)
159K
3.1K
20
Tord was wrong if he thought he was getting away scot-free with destroying Edd's home, Matt's looks, and his...
#7 in ewtom
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