Welcome to my personal hell, please wipe your feet before you come in - I like to keep it neat.

Call me either Wowza or Colatum, whichever thing you know me from (though my tumblr was deactivated in the great porn strike of 2019)

~Let's get to 700 followers!!~

Profile Picture Credit to @PastelDreamStar <3

If you have fan art, post it in an art book and tag me!

Lars, Jan, Celia, and Winston are my ocs, but you're welcome to use them as long as you credit me

About Me:

-Fandoms: Eddsworld, Crash Zoom, Helluva Boss, Doctor Who, Star Wars, mlp, Homestuck, and many more

-Use any pronouns you want for me, but I prefer they/them and they/he

-I ship Tomtord, Mattedd, and Jonuardo, but I won't shoot you with a laser if you like other ships. All are welcome!

-I'm a thot for anything red, especially clothes. Probably why Tord is my favorite boy XDD

-I love talking headcanons and fan theories. Lay em on me!!
  • The deepest depths of hell
  • JoinedJuly 7, 2017

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Colatum Colatum Sep 27, 2022 04:16AM
WAIT IS THE TUMBLR PORN RAPTURE FINALLY OVER GUYS
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Colatum's Eddsworld Smut Drabbles by Colatum
Colatum's Eddsworld Smut Drabbles
(will have a proper cover soon) I always write smut to warm up (writing Complete Again takes a lot of prepara...
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Cut Ties (Paultryck Mpreg) by Colatum
Cut Ties (Paultryck Mpreg)
Patryck knew the rules of Tord's army. He knew that no one could let love get in the way of work, but here he...
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Complete Again (TomTord Mpreg) by Colatum
Complete Again (TomTord Mpreg)
Tord was wrong if he thought he was getting away scot-free with destroying Edd's home, Matt's looks, and his...
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