Welcome to my personal hell, please wipe your feet before you come in - I like to keep it neat.
Call me either Wowza or Colatum, whichever thing you know me from (though my tumblr was deactivated in the great porn strike of 2019)
~Let's get to 730 followers!!~
Profile Picture Credit to @PastelDreamStar <3
If you have fan art, post it in an art book and tag me!
Lars, Jan, Celia, and Winston are my ocs, but you're welcome to use them as long as you credit me
-Fandoms: Eddsworld, Crash Zoom, Helluva Boss, Doctor Who, Star Wars, mlp, Homestuck, and many more
-Use any pronouns you want for me, but I prefer they/them and they/he
-I ship Tomtord, Mattedd, and Jonuardo, but I won't shoot you with a laser if you like other ships. All are welcome as long as they aren't weird!
-I'm a thot for anything red, especially clothes. Probably why Tord is my favourite boy XDD
-I love talking headcanons and fan theories. Lay em on me!!
- lubed up and sliding around your house
- JoinedJuly 7, 2017