Crusader_David

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So listen, thanks for 200 followers. But think, the Harry Potter series could have been like 2 pages long had Voldemort used a gun.
          	Even if hes in england, hes a fucking wizard and can easily go
          	
          	"Avarakadavara give me a glock, and if you dont  you can suck on this cock!"
          	
          	Boom, that fucking easy. Maybe having no pigment or nose affects brain cells. Either that or hes been smoking something in potions class if you know what I mean

Crusader_David

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@Crusader_David elaina I really dont give a shit about this godforsaken app anymore
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Crusader_David

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So listen, thanks for 200 followers. But think, the Harry Potter series could have been like 2 pages long had Voldemort used a gun.
          Even if hes in england, hes a fucking wizard and can easily go
          
          "Avarakadavara give me a glock, and if you dont  you can suck on this cock!"
          
          Boom, that fucking easy. Maybe having no pigment or nose affects brain cells. Either that or hes been smoking something in potions class if you know what I mean

Crusader_David

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@Crusader_David elaina I really dont give a shit about this godforsaken app anymore
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Crusader_David

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Hey fuck heads, give me your best sith lord names, they have to be (mostly) original. It has to be menacing, with an atmosphere of "dont fuck with me or you'll lose your left hand" around it. If I like it I'll use it for my new story 

Thicker_than_oatmeal

Darth zocron, I guess
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HoloByte

Dante... I don't know if that's a good one, I just like it.
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V4RUSTY

@Crusader_David in all truth I made that in like 30 second
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Crusader_David

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Aight listen here fuckers, I bounce back and forth through fandoms. Right now I'm really fucking in to starwars because I'm a god damn nerd, sue me. I tried to make more of the darksouls book, but it's kinda difficult to do shit right now with all the emotional shit I have going on. But I'll try to keep your shitty book going, no promises though. And I might also start a starwars book too. 

Grizzy_666

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@Crusader_David that sounds interesting. Just fucken clap Salem. Refuse to elaborate and then take over
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Crusader_David

@Grizzy_666 maybe throw him in remnant and pimp slap the ever loving McShit out of salem and take the land of darkness for himself and turn it into a kingdom of it's own. Idk yet lol
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Crusader_David

@Grizzy_666 I was thinking more of a sith MC, but instead of having an overused redemption arc hes just lawful evil from the start. Like a "I have no problem murdering children, but not if theres no reason" type thing
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Crusader_David

My cousins the best, shes definitely deserves more followers than I do. And I'm sorry but i will be deleting wattpad so she wont have competition 

CrusaderOfGod

@ Crusader_David  THEE WOMAN SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR DISRESPECTING YOU BROTHER
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Fish12445

@Crusader_David good brother my account shall be our new head quarters
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Crusader_David

@Crusader_David she took my phone, disregard that message 
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Crusader_David

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Alright fuckers here's the deal, I'm back, I'm better, I'm badass-er than fucking ever. So Imma continue that shitty story you dumbasses love for some ungodly reason. Im coming back up and fucking yalls shit up bro. Let's hit 200 follows, I'm still trying to beat umbrella, though remember, this shit is a friendly competition between family and friends... with that being said, let's beat her ass with this fanfic shit! 
          
          Forever yours, me 

NymphGhoulette

@Crusader_David I give up TwT I don't even write anymore 
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Crusader_David

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@Crusader_David Let's fucking get it, 190, deus vult brothers
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