Jack Fuego

@D3V1L_D0G- so is the doom x rwby story discontinued

"Well aren't you something else?" The vampire cooed with a grin on his face. 
          
          {Y'ello I live inside your walls-}

{ Well hello :3 .}

Me, playing GTA Online with my friends (yes I know. There's something wrong with me lmao): Aight grab your cars and meet me at the casino
          
          Random Shitter: *blows us up*
          
          My Friend, confused: Do they want war or....?
          
          Me, having already equipped body armor and a mini-gun: I AM THE WAR-

Me: Ow fuck my finger, ow.
          
          Jack: You're an idiot.
          
          Me: You're a figment of my imagination.
          
          Jack: You're a whiny bitch.
          
          Me: I have the trauma stick...
          
          Jack: ....
          
          Me: what I fuckin' thought, Big Bad and Senile. I already gave you PTSD and Soldier's Guilt, don't make me give you amnesia and arthritis!
          
          Jack: fuck you
          
          Me: LIFE DOES THAT PLENTY, SHIT WEASEL!

Alright maggots listen up. Seeing as a lot of you who follow me tend to be Monster Fudgers or aspiring ones. I'm gonna bring a character form discord over to Wattpad as he's a bit of a favorite over there to those who's interacted with him. If you're into it? Have fun. If not? Feel free to check it out anyway. I'm grasping at straws here!

I was asked my priorities between Monster Hunter World Iceborne and Dark Souls 3 Fire Fades Edition on which took first priority. Allow me to explain why is was Dark Souls 3-
          
          In Dark Souls 3, the hardest boss is a blind dragon named Midir. His weakest point is his head and just about every attack has potential to one shot you. While this isn't surprising for a Souls game, Midir was in a whole different league especially for first time Souls players. I spent countless hours in the game, mainly trying to get to the Ringed City to fight Midir. He took me 7 tries, by myself, to accomplish. I was up the entire night analyzing his movements. But I beat him.
          
          
          Now the hardest fight in all of Monster Hunter World is Fatalis, the Black Dragon. He deal insane damage even when he just walks across the arena. He has the highest health pool of any monster, in his assigned quest you have to deal a third of his health just to trigger a cutscene to have people help you kill him, and you only get 30 minutes to put his ass down. I beat him fairly recently after two months. Yeah you heard me. TWO WHOLE ASS MONTHS! Why did it take so long? In addition to his health pool, he has the DUMBEST damage reduction numbers and damage output. I'm talking burn through all of your faints for that quest within the first 7 minutes. I had to break into my Souls mindset of analysis and evasion just to finally get to where I could have help. That beast racks up more kills than a Call of Duty aimbot.

" April fools , waited till the day after for the fool joke "

@q-queenlydemon 
          
          Uh oh

>be slick 7 foot tall wolf man
          >Fight overlords for the hell of it and our of boredom
          >Enter brothel wearing heavily burnt clothes that conceal almost nothing
          >Be the highlight of everyone's night
          >Order a glass of water
          >Say a prayer and proceed to drink
          >Refuse to apologize
          >Leave
          >Profit....?