DeltaPrime

Imagine you beating the everliving fuck out of yo shit, it hurts like hell, yo meat is begging for mercy and you getting close to nutting and as you're about to bust the fattest most hurtful nut in existence, you accidentally fart.
          
          Whoever is walking outside just hears a loud bang from your room window, they look over and it's covered by yo nut.
          
          You accidentally farting, automatically made you burst really hard and now your windows, bed, roof, your whole body and your walls are just covered in white substance.
          
          Have a good night.

Call me the Third Piggy.
          Because I am Bricked Up and ready to be Blown.

What if batman had a bat shaped penis with bat wings on the tip and everytime he cums, the little wings just flap extremely fast. 

The 2002 Spider-Man Kiss scene...
          
          But it's replaced with MJ closing her eyes to kiss Spider-Man only for Peter to spin around, pull down his pants and start ripping ass upside down on MJ'S face.

People with huge and long noses probably give the weirdest head ever via a NJ aka Nosejob, like the penis just thrusts in the nose and sprays the load into the back.
          
          Now you no longer have a nosebleed, you have a nosecum.

Ayo 

A leprechaun spread his asscheeks wide open and fucked the neighbors pet shark only to get his dick ripped off by Cheese.

Imagine finding a mouse that's the shape of some dick and balls just scurring around your house.

Light Yagami writing Bugs Bunny's name in the book and that he gets decapitated, only to have Bugs walk up behind him with his head under his arm and go "Didja get em doc?" Before twisting it back in his head and bashing his and ryuk's head with a giant mallet that he pulled out of his non existent pockets 

Never ask santa what he used instead of elves before 1865