What my mother taught me:
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning.
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!
My mother taught me LOGIC.
Because I said so, that's why.
My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.
My mother taught me IRONY.
Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?
My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.
My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
You are going to get it when you get home!
My mother taught me HUMOR.
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.
My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up
My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?
My mother taught me WISDOM.
When you get to be my age, you'll understand.
My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
We caught the THIEF
We sailed the SEA
We fought the CURSE
We journeyed the LABYRINTH
We saved the OLYMPIAN
We thought it was over...
We discovered the HERO
We found the SON
We followed the MARK
We've seen the HOUSE
We shed the BLOOD
We thought it was over...
We rescued the ORACLE
We heard the PROPHECY
We extinguished the MAZE
We explored the TOMB
We ascended the TOWER
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