I'm here for fun, fiction, and a nice helping of satire. I write of Wattpad for fun, so I can't promise a lot of commitment to finishing my stories, but hey, I'll try.

Fantasy is my main genre, but I will occasionally branch out into mystery, fanfiction, and of course, satire.

Have a nice day, and be respectful to others.
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  • JoinedJanuary 21, 2022

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Falconflight2000 Falconflight2000 Jul 30, 2022 03:34AM
Hello!I was living abroad for a bit, which was why I wasn't posting. I also just watched Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3 and have been struck with inspiration, though I am afraid that I must announce Your Heart's C...
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Stories by Falcon
Flicker by Falconflight2000
A slightly trippy short story concerning a dragon, a fire, and an ugly rug. Have fun! word count- 3,011
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The Vegetarian Manifesto by Falconflight2000
The Vegetarian Manifesto
An essay about vegetarianism that I wrote a while ago. It contains an air of snobbiness, I'm afraid. Not all...
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Your Heart's Choice by Falconflight2000
Your Heart's Choice
[Will no longer be updated][Incomplete] 𝘥𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘮 [New parts come out s...
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