ElderFisherPrice®

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Ayyyyye

Oui oui mon ami je suis Kevin
It is I, a sad asexual creature just waiting to see who'll live, who'll die, who'll tell my story, and it appears that you've sadly stumbled upon my depressing corner of wattpad, something no one ever does intentionally.
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À propos de moi
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Je suis très gay et j'aime les comédies musicales, je mange aussi très vite des tacos..
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Oh I'm single and fucking lonely
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I have 0 desire to live 
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Les comédies musicales dans lesquelles je suis actuellement
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I'm into:
-Book of Mormon
-Falsettos
-Hamilton
-Heathers
-Dear Evan Hansen
-Be More Chill
-Something Rotten
-Legally Blonde
-Waitress
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (don't laugh Christian Borle makes it great)
-Spongebob Musical
-Sweeny Todd
-21 Chump Street 
-In Trousers
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Thats all you need to know
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Oh and read my shitty fanfics I guess