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My asshole is hyperventilating. My ass hurts and I feel like im giving birth, im starting to sweat and im breathing really loud. My toes are curling and my stomach feels like it’s about to explode. I can’t let out this one big shit, I’m grabbing onto the toilet knowing full well it’s going to blow from the massive shit that’s soon to come out of me. My clothes might come off. My shit burns and so does my asshole. It’s so big my stomach is gurgling and I feel like im going to die. I just let out the biggest, wettest shart ever. It only helped get a few pieces of shit out, I think i’m going to stat in the bathroom for a few hours.