GordonRamsayIsHot

Currently in a dark alley hoping to get kidnapped by a hot rich mafioso with an Italian accent.

dxddybertram

@GordonRamsayIsHot why get kidnapped by him when u can get kidnapped by me ;)
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GordonRamsayIsHot

Update I came back home. No rich mafioso with a ginormous horse shlong and an unlimited balance on his bank account. Nothing, all I caught was a cold and a crackhead who offered to make me see god herself.
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briellideli

@GordonRamsayIsHot i hope it happens and you become mc <3
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GordonRamsayIsHot

Currently in a dark alley hoping to get kidnapped by a hot rich mafioso with an Italian accent.

dxddybertram

@GordonRamsayIsHot why get kidnapped by him when u can get kidnapped by me ;)
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GordonRamsayIsHot

Update I came back home. No rich mafioso with a ginormous horse shlong and an unlimited balance on his bank account. Nothing, all I caught was a cold and a crackhead who offered to make me see god herself.
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briellideli

@GordonRamsayIsHot i hope it happens and you become mc <3
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GordonRamsayIsHot

Hello mother truckers I haven’t been on here for a while since I can’t find books so leave me some recommendations if you feel like it
          
          Anyways I’m currently simping for so many people it’s concerning 

thenotebookomg

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@GordonRamsayIsHot ok so most of the books in your reading lists are like dark romance/mafia and that's fine but if you feel like switching it up a bit go to my reading list called "fucking hilarious romance" there's eleven stories on there they're all really funny and made me laugh. Good luck finding a good book
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dxddybertram

it’s true i’m a simp victim :(( also i told u to read storm and silence it’s a little slow at first but it’s so good when u start getting into it
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Rubix456

@GordonRamsayIsHot sorry she goes by AJ-Rella 
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GordonRamsayIsHot

Anyone else wanna rip out their nervous system because of school?

GordonRamsayIsHot

@dxddybertram you’re such a good ‘friend’ 
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Suck_my_12inch_dick

@GordonRamsayIsHot i wanna rip my teachers head instead
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GordonRamsayIsHot

I’m reading The Art Of Seduction. I’m about to ruin lives

Kenz_50

@GordonRamsayIsHot 
            Okay, thanks girl! Luv u!
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__ATTENTION__

You've already ruined mine
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GordonRamsayIsHot

@Kenz_50  i’m listening to the audiobook. You can find it for free on YouTube
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GordonRamsayIsHot

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Cockroaches are fucking terrifying 

GordonRamsayIsHot

I would never
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GordonRamsayIsHot

No babe I swear I can explain
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dxddybertram

after everything we’ve been through?
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