Don't be fooled by the name, I am not a coati nor am I happy. 

I've been writing for over 15 years but so far haven't dared to publish any of my stories. Constructive criticism will be greatly appreciated, although I can't guarantee it won't make me cry ❤

I'm a crazy wackadoodle with a quintuple stellium in Aries. I can't drive. I really like volcanoes. I'm trilingual, but English isn't my first language. I once ate nothing but Taco Bell for two weeks and lived to tell the tale. I have a cute boyfriend who has a sexy mustache. I also have two cute cats who also have a sexy mustache. I am currently a hot mess but hey, at least I'm hot.

Please don't send any reading recommendations or advertise your books in my DMs or on my message board!

My besties on Wattpad are: literally anyone who's made it to Part 2 of DTOD ily so much
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HappyCoati HappyCoati Nov 28, 2023 06:57PM
Did you know... there are only 5 chapters left until the end of Drugs, Treasons and Other Demons??I can't believe I'm almost there. It's been two years and about 300,000 words since I started, and i...
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