Saffron

Your local Wendy's
18
NZ🇳🇿
She/her
Bisexual asshole
GREYROMANTIC/ASEXUAL
Low chance you'll find me on a Hetero fic. (Please ignore my tiktok boy phase, I was young and naive)

Some of my irl friends follow me on here (yes I suprisingly have some) and it genuinely scares me.

If you're from NZ, hi!
If you're not, hi!
Nice to meet ya

(What's ya name?)

I barely know myself but I'll tell you all I know.

Directioner and Swiftie

It's fine if you don't like me, I don't even like me most of the time.

I can easily go from,
"How am I the actual, ugliest person alive?"
 to 
"I'm actually a fooking Goddess, Zayn is quaking in his hair gel."

Louis Tomlinson deserves better

Harry Styles deserves better

Niall Horan deserves better

Zayn Malik deserves better

Liam Payne deserves better

One Direction deserves better


Casual fan of (but trying to -or used to- be more invested in):
5SOS
Ashe
B99
911
Criminal Minds
Harry Potter
TVD/Originals 


also I'm unhealthy obsessed with TOH atm Hunter, King and The Collecter are my wife and children, thank you


Also, snakes are my favourite animal because how could they not be? Love them.
Dolphins are my least favourite, I hate them so much. The last time I tried to talk about it, I got too emotional. I hate them so much, don't even 


Idk, there's more but that's basically it.

K lol, bye.