Mark

I like music. I like food. Chances are I like you too.

Although that was an accidental, quasi-rhyme, I promise I'm no rapper. Let alone a poet ;].

I /am/ a writer, though. Or at least, I like to type words into Microsoft Word (because eww Google Drive) and then post them here for funzies. (I just said funzies and I immediately regret it.)

I'm currently working on Z's Angels. You should check it out (and its prequel Influenza Z), because I put a lot of effort into it. (And also, it's hit #89 in the Action genre and #98 in the Mystery/Thriller genre so hollerrr.)

If you're into giggling, then you should check out Hilarious Parodies. It's my most successful work on here, with almost 70,000 reads. (Yeah, I don't really get it either.)

Whatever you do, don't read any of my other stories. Those are from a dark time full of middle school-ing and thinking I was grown up. I recently republished Ulysses G after taking out a horribly embarrassing part so please do not think that I at my ripe age of *college boy* recently produced that hot garbage.

If you decide that my writing is worthy of your time then you should message me because hey, maybe we both share a love of pizza.

Peace out,

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