Christopher Martinez

Happy Easter, I guess.
          
          Why bother celebrating this day in general? 
          
          I know Jesus gets resurrected outsmarting death, but me and my family aren't religious enough to give the slightest of fucks.
          
          My Birthday, This Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas is just another normal day for us.
          
          Also April Fools is tomorrow, if I see any April Fools jokes on my wall, I. WILL. DELETE. THEM!
          
          I fucking hate April Fools, and I wish that day was cancelled or even illegal across the entire world.

Happy 24th birthday to me, said no one.
          
          Yes, today I turn 24, but I'm sure you guys don't care about my birthday.