JustDavid_3rd

Anyone else remember robot chicken?

GOODAESThETICVIBES

A little glass of water please, a fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze, some tea with honey from the bees: whenever you can brew it. 
          
          And while I get a little rest, a teeny, tiny small request: some codfish oil for my chest - poured from a crystal cruet. 
          
          My goodness I'm a nincompoop because I fear I've got the croup! I need a van of pumpkin soup and scarves made out of zinnias! 
          
          Did I say zinnias? I meant silk or something shiny of that ilk; and then I'll need some nice warm milk and pastries from Abyssinia! 
          
          And since my stomach's feeling crummy, why not give my aching tummy something soothing, something yummy piled up with noodles! 
          
          Add a slice of homemade rye and stacks of Swiss way up high! Served with sides of sweet mince pie, more basil; I need oodles! 
          
          I'll be grateful for your charity, until the bitter end. Because I've heard that tenderness is what you lend an ailing friend. Tenderness, isn't that right, friend? 
          
          SO, WHO'S READY FOR MY BIG REPRISE? 
          
          I'd like that glass of water please, some magic spell to cure disease. A firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze - a fresh boquet of roses! 
          
          Some lozengers will soon appease my wheezing when I start to sneeze, a wig to keep me from the breeze, and blankets for my toes-es! 
          
          Take tweezers out of my valise and then massage my knobby knees. A bowl of peas, some extra cheese, a cuddle with a Pekingese. 
          
          A singing harp who's named Louise, a goat on skis, a new trapeze. And more and more and more and more of these! 
          
          And just because I oughta... 
          
          Make sure I'm drinking in the right amount of fluids day and night. I wish I may I wish I might have just one little thing. 
          
          Oh, would you please finally bring me that tiny glass of WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          
          (You're welcome.)

GOODAESThETICVIBES

@JustDavid_3rd Nothing interesting back there, what about yours?
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JustDavid_3rd

@GOODAESThETICVIBES just watch your back, now!
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GOODAESThETICVIBES

@JustDavid_3rd I shall wait for your time of revenge! (:<
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JustDavid_3rd

Nobody blink, triumph or die!

GOODAESThETICVIBES

@JustDavid_3rd It's revenge for not giving me cuddles on my post (:<
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JustDavid_3rd

Children have you ever seen the boogeyman before? No, of course you haven’t, as you’re much too good im sure! Don’t you be afraid of him if he should visit you. He’s a great big coward, so I’ll tell you what to do!

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@JustDavid_3rd What the fuck-
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