KaiserSamuel

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People equal shit
          	People equal shit
          	People equal shit
          	People equal shit
          	
          	What you gonna do?
          	(People equal shit) 'Cause I'm not afraid of you
          	(People equal shit) I'm everything you'll never be
          	(People equal shit) Yeah
          	
          	

KaiserSamuel

@AR-037  that's one hell of an old banger. That came out when I was 10 - 11ish years old
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AR-037

@KaiserSamuel this one hell of a poem here 
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PotatoMan5612_alt

Today I took the time to look through who I was following, only to be immediately reminded why I follow this account. Just scroll through the other posts here. 

PotatoMan5612_alt

@KaiserSamuel Just very cool what you’ve got going here. Scroll down far enough and you get torture methods, bad also fatherly advice. I find that cool.
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KaiserSamuel

@PotatoMan5612_alt  uh? Doesn't explain it to me but ay I'm glad
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Lord_Monke

FATHER I HAVE RETURNED

KaiserSamuel

@Lord_Monke  it's okay. Took a step back from my job to get more free time. It's okay now
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Lord_Monke

@KaiserSamuel ive been okay but how are u?
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DrakeChaos

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Father, do I have a story for you.
          
          I got my driver's license (One step closer), I had some people try and I mean't try since I sent them to the hospital was banned for school for "Violence" Came back a weeks later a girl tried to act high and mighty since I beat her boyfriend she tried to slap me.
          
          I blocked that shit and punched the fuck out of her face. So now, I'm being watched by teachers permanently. I have to back to school in a few days from now.
          
          I'm also trying to find a trainer for boxing, then I'll go into kick boxing. Thats my life as of now and I'm standing at 6 ft 7

KaiserSamuel

@KillianDrakeChaos  Violence isn't the answer. It's the question and the answer is Yes. 
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DrakeChaos

@KaiserSamuel Violence is never the answer but it is the answer.
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KaiserSamuel

@KillianDrakeChaos but as a responsible adult I do have to say that violence is not the answer. 
            
            
            
            
            
            Jk it definitely is. If someone attacks you, then you knock their lights out
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az1234567777777777

Can I ask you a question please  

KaiserSamuel

@az1234567777777777  like I said, don't know when I have the time because I am working minimum 10 hours a day
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az1234567777777777

@KaiserSamuel also when can you update the spider that bites
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KaiserSamuel

@az1234567777777777  I can look if I got the time but I won't make promises
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Bennyzegurn

Yo father I’m finally seen as trustworthy enough to be by myself and to have my devices again
          
          Anyway how are you

KaiserSamuel

@KillianDrakeChaos still proud of you son 
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DrakeChaos

@KaiserSamuel I was forced into therapy... Due to personal health issues for a while but dipped since it was boring and... Not fun.
            
            Besides that, *cough* I'm still not a-ok *cough* perfectly fine.
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KaiserSamuel

@KillianDrakeChaos  I had another psychological evaluation. Technically I should be released from duty and forced to therapy 
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KaiserSamuel

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People equal shit
          People equal shit
          People equal shit
          People equal shit
          
          What you gonna do?
          (People equal shit) 'Cause I'm not afraid of you
          (People equal shit) I'm everything you'll never be
          (People equal shit) Yeah
          
          

KaiserSamuel

@AR-037  that's one hell of an old banger. That came out when I was 10 - 11ish years old
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AR-037

@KaiserSamuel this one hell of a poem here 
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KaiserSamuel

Funny torture methods incase you need them:
          
          -Melt their teeth in their mouth.
          -Take Pins and stick them into the far left and far right side next to their eyes.
          -If they are lactose intolerant, lock them in a room and put a air moisture machine in there. Fill said machine with milk and watch how they claw at the walls while shitting themselves
          -Put their hand on a table and screw/nail it onto the table (screws/nails through the hand into the table) 
          -Blindfold them, strap them to a chair and lock them in a dark and silent room. Leave them there for a few hours. Enter the room and slowly walk around them. Then, you slowly drag a pin or nail across their skin. They'll go insane. 
          
          
          Those are just the mild ones for a casual Tuesday. 
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Beachboy47

@KaiserSamuel sounds exciting thanks for the info
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KaiserSamuel

@Beachboy47  yeah.. 
            Stick needles under their fingernails
            
            Put them on an metal chair, 2 legs of said chair must be placed in an metal water bucket. Fill cold water into the bucket and then use jumper cables to connect a car battery with the bucket. Rip it off after 2 seconds. Then do other torture methods. Rinse and repeat
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Beachboy47

@KaiserSamuel got any more violent ones?
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