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My Favorite Quotes 
1)"Yesterday I was so clever I wanted to change the world. to day I'm wise so I'm changing  myself"
2)" I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I say
3)" I have a time machine. I get in and it takes me 7 hours into the future I call it .... Bed "
4)"Appreciate what you have be for time makes you appreciate what you had"
5)" Because of there size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly."
6)" if you realized how powerful thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought"
7)"Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave"
8)"If other people are going to talk , conversation becomes impossible"
9)"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge"
10)"Insanity is hereditary; you get from your children"
11)"On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women
12)"Ninety-nine per cent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are endanger of contagion"
13)"Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18"
14)" The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old"
15)" They say money cant buy happiness but it can buy chocolate which is pretty much the same thing"
16)"Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everyone enjoys"
17)"A kiss is a lovely trick designed to stop speech when words become superfluous"
18)" I write to discover what I think, after all the bars aren't open that early"
19)"Prejudice is a great time savior. You can form opinions without having to get the facts"
20)"Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns;I am thankful that thorn have roses"
21)"I love sleep. My life tend to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"
22)"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running"
23)" People who think they know everything are of great annoyance  to those of us that do 24) " Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars"