Sarochka

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Legend has it that there was once a fucktacular biznatch who could turn lemon pledge into gold.....
       
                       that bitznatch...... IS ME. 

I'm a rule breaker, a trouble maker, a risk taker and a heart breaker.
1st language is Sarcasm.
Also well versed in Pure Bullshit.
I'm a Slytherin but I don't part take in the bambi eating ritual.
Live off leaves sticks n berries and am at 1 with the universe

I'm not random. I say inappropriate things. I'm blunt. Reatively funny and witty, tend to make sexual innuendos. I'm argumentative. I'm impulsive. I'm stubborn and sometimes vengeful. I sometimes have a compulsive need to piss people off. I AM my Alter Ego. I laugh at anything.  I say things that you may never ever comprehend.  I'm really quite nice(LOLwhut)
                                                                         
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SO IF YOU TRY TO COPY MY WORK OR STEAL MY IDEAS, PREPARE TO MEET THE WRATH OF MY WAND.

My bawss linkster: @Astrid93. :*****

The Knights:

@xoSimplyBeingMe - Sask. The past me.  

@TheFlamingPopsicle - Alex. My homeboy.

@IamaRyHard - Oindrila.  The crazie. 

@DarriusVailen - Darrius. The douche. 

@HowBoysThink -  Reece. The jokester. 

@Brandon21 - Brandon. The queen of sloots.

@xComeAtMeBrox - Ericha. Me and Sask's doppleganger. Muh bawsss.


Chaos and Destruction. ;)