I know where you live. 

We got to 1k 🤪😁🏅🎉🎉🎉

Feel free to ask me abt my insta🤪 

My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not🤷🏽‍♀️

I never owned a dog so I dunno how to deal with bitches 🤷🏽‍♀️

And remember kids, the more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. ✔
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I GOT 1k FOLIOWERDSS
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Hi. OML WE GOT THIS BOOK TO 10k!!! And 2.13k votes!! btw I don't own these quotes. I got dem of off google.
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