Either you love me to pieces or you want to burn me alive(or you dont' give a fuck to even remember my name). I go by many names; Miss Murder, Psychotic Bitch, Psychotic Hoe, and Jane Doe. But the most common name I've been called: Who tf is this weirdo?

For whatever reason you have come to my infamously unknown profile I just want to say PUT THE BODY IN THE TRUCK GO GO G- errr I meant welcome!

Aaanyway because I'm suddenly short on time I'll have to make this short and sweet;

If you wanna chat or recommend a good book, come and slide in next to the dead body. And if you check out any of my stories then I'll upgrade you to my partner in crime ;) meaning you get to sit shotgun, where the radio's loudest and the seats aren't soaked with blood(yay!)

If the paragraph above this one is kinda scaring you then I suggest you just quickly check out my reading lists instead of getting directly involved in me and my shenanigans(aka Danny the Dead Body Who Hangs Out in the Backseat)

Even so, thanks for coming around to my profile! And please check out my story The Dove and Her Raven (it's a mushy teen romance if you're into that kind of story ;))

Alright that's all I have to say! Jane Doe out!

p.s if you saw any of my comments uh no you didn't
  • On the run, cruising down the US highway with a dead body in my backseat
  • JoinedFebruary 25, 2021

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MissMurder88 MissMurder88 Sep 02, 2022 03:52AM
Chapter Nine of The Dove and Her Raven has been posted! Be sure to check it out ;)
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