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[ 𝙈𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣™ ] 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨. . .


[ 𝙈𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣™ ] ; Listen here you sad excuse for a build-a-bear machine-



'' Gather 'round kids, you're the bread and I'm the butter. Time to spice it up with some pasta and a roundhouse kick to the tearducts ''



❝  Oh I'm doing peachy, just trying to explain to the Russian government that I didn't steal their bread ya know the usual.

So it's literally 1 am and I'm still figuring out how I'll adopt my whole school with my relatable ouput and shitty dad jokes-.

Maybe finding love is gonna be harder that I initially thought...

Truly I have to ask, what is it like to be really, legitimately, happy? Is it like eating your favorite candy? It is? So why do I feel like I'm swallowing safety pins and flat head nails?  


⚘ᏩᎾᎾᎠ 𝔾𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕗❦  ❞


| • Drafts -probs forever • |



❝ Way too many to list so I'll just go grab some water - Stay hydrated lovelies ♡' ❞
 

Ongoing! - ↓

❝ 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙜𝙖𝙮, 𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙩. ❞


'' Seriously, who would hire a mentally deranged feral animal chimera to run a highschool? ''


" Um, I would. Better than the pussies we have back in America who're to afraid to expell a kid for juuling in the cafeteria. "


 -You Is Made Of Vowels



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Ｉｎｆｏｍａｔｉｃ 1 0 1 ! 

-Used to be Blond

-Short

-Coffee + Red Bull Addict
 
-𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳™

-Basically Jesus

-The Dad joke of the group

-Mental health? Never heard of 'er

-Neither good nor bad just chaotic

-Adoption center - Lost Found and Kept 

-Xbox Gamer

-Sadist but shhh don't tell nobody :)

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- If you made it this far, I'm sad to say that I'm now your mother for better or for worse but lets be honest with ourselves ✨ -