Hellooo my name is Mary and let's get one thing straight (lol not me) before I say anything else, I'm a reader not a writer. I only dabble in such arts, I'm alright just no professional. Here's a little piece by me: I want a girl who gets me more in my feelings than a Bryson Tiller song, is that too much to ask for? Oh and she has to be more addictive than sugar but that's borderline impossible scientifically.. Actually the feeling of love releases dopamine and oxiclean. Wait no I meant oxytocin but you're gonna need some oxiclean to clean up the stains they leave in your heart that are just too stubborn to move on. Wow that got awkwardly deep fast but love is deep like a cut that won't heal from a band aid and a little neosporin. The truth is it didn't heal because the band aid wasn't of SpongeBob or Winnie The Pooh but enough about that I got side tracked and made too many irrelevant references... This is how my brain operates so if you have any interest in this, or my face then go for it because I'm hella single and I'd like to say smart, sometimes funny, a little relatable and really sweet if I like you. So make me find a reason to like you.
Message me about whatever, I'm a good listener. Have a pregnant free day (hopefully).
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