NOsh1tSHERLOVK

I just acidently stumbled upon a philza x techno fanfiction, so I read it out of confusion thinking it was a joke. It wasn't a joke guys, I'm scarred, shaking, and sobbing help-

NOsh1tSHERLOVK

Male sure to hydrate, get 6-10 hours of sleep, and eat a healthy amount of food and if its hard eat at least a little bit and add more onto that everyday and remind yourself that you are beautiful no matter what. Night homies :]

starhvney

I sent an Angle to watch over you last night but they came back. I asked them "Why?" They chuckled, "Angles don't watch over other Angles." 
          
          Twenty Angles are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them aren't and one is reading this message. The universe has seen you struggling with some days, it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in karma, send this to 14 friends, including me. If I don't get one back I'm not one of them (as soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you...not joking!)
          
          Pass this on and don't ignore. You are being tested. Karma is going to fix 2 big things tonight in your favor. If yo believe in karma, drop everything and pass this on. Tomorrow will be the best day of ur life, dont break this. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes, it's not hard. Whoever else sends you this to you, must care about you.

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These fucking high schoolers keep being assholes to me and I have a lighter should I burn them? Yes or no?

NOsh1tSHERLOVK

@WillowedMushrooms ok, I won't mabey no promises tho
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NOsh1tSHERLOVK

@WillowedMushrooms oooooo poggerz I'll use that the next time im at school-
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