NamelessAether

I'm just one average demon spawned from hell and cast out of heaven like a fallen angel in form of a bat-like, decadent vampire who is passing through existential crisis by sucking people's mind out of their brain which then makes an anvil of inspiration fall on my head and crush me into itsy bitsy pieces of a dark materia that builds my wretched, lonely soul and cold heart given to me by our Dark Lord and that little guy with horns in the farthest corner of ninth circle of Hell who used to be my best friend before he stabbed me in the back and whose name I forgot and I'm pretty sure I made up that guy because I don't remember what he looked like because my mental ability has decreased ever since I inhabit the third planet that spins around a ball of death that hides in depth of Satan's eyes, or anus which would then confirm Big Bang theory if you know what I mean because I know what I mean and that is that you have nothing to see here since I'm just an average demon who tries to write infernal psalms but instead ends up with some awkward prose which can be interpreted completely wrong since I have problems with communication with aliens around me that I sometimes wonder whether I'm an alien and then I realise I am an average demon so I fall into a state of deep reflection of my eternal life which then makes me goth and I like being goth because thinking about death when you can't die is awesome so it makes me laugh at my own joke because I am the only one who gets my own humour so I am looking for a way to clone myself because I think that the world would have been a better place with two average demons around because we would laugh at each other's joke and know when to stop writing biographical facts about our lonely, poor and miserable lives which are in fact great because we are immortal so that means I can write this biographical part about me for the eternity or at least until I get to the limit of 2000 words.