"The greatest tribute anyone can pay to a book is to love it."
Welcome fellow inhabitants of the universe! You have found the official home of NintendoJedi, one of Wattpad's resident nerds who just happens to have an English degree (writing concentration). I reserve the right to be edgy and emotional or dumb and cringey as I see fit.
You will probably recognize me by my 20,000 Nintendo fanfictions (primarily Super Mario), and some other random memes and stuff. My favorite themes include crackfics, drama, and Everything. (We are strictly Safe For Work here!) I also do mildly-decent artwork which you can barf at.
Please feel free to comment on my books; I seriously appreciate your thoughts! I have too many ideas and too little time, but I don't know when to stop.
As a random aside, I am obsessed with pasta, sing obnoxiously loud, and my hair is over 4 feet long. So there.
You can also find me on YouTube and Deviant Art under the same name.
My Manga Instagram: @championofdestruction
May we meet again in another time and place!
Shoutout to my sister @ZoraChampion
And all the lovely people I follow! ;)
Luigi's Stoopid Mansion
Super Mario and the Champion of Destruction
Crazy Mario Land (ongoing, but IDK if I'll return to it)
I opened a book and in I strode.
Now nobody can find me.
I've left my chair, my house, my road,
My town and my world behind me.
I'm wearing the cloak, I've slipped on the ring,
I've swallowed the magic potion.
I've fought with a dragon, dined with a king
And dived in a bottomless ocean.
I opened a book and made some friends.
I shared their tears and laughter
And followed their road with its bumps and bends
To the happily ever after.
I finished my book and out I came.
The cloak can no longer hide me.
My chair and my house are just the same,
But I have a book inside me.
- Shrieking about Mario Strikers, probably
- JoinedApril 22, 2016