Mob-is-babey

Call me whatever pronouns you see fit

I have a probably unhealthy obsession with Mob Psycho 100 please help

I make a lot of incorrect MP100 quotes so bear with me, here

"I may be a hooker but I believe in lOyaLtY" -Someone

Quotes by Me:

"Ravioli ravioli. My inner demons killed my famioli"

"Angelica!" *tosses pink pen*
"Eliza!" *tosses blue pen*
"aN d vEgg iE-" *yeets yellow pen*

"You follow a sQUIPT-"

"You're lucky the wind is windy"

"Break my pencil and I'll break your neck"

"Throw that ball to me and I'll throw you into the abyss"

"Push me and I'll push you off a cliff"

"TAKE MY SOUL *wait, I don't have one* TAKE MY VIRGINITY-"

"*dabs into the abyss*"

"EW, NOW I HAVE.... SOUP MILK ON MY HAND"

"I'M HERE AND I'M GENDERQUEER-"

"The only mistake you can make is me"

"Look at that squirrel!....Wait, that's a peice of wood-"

"Dad, I kinda need you to get off, so I can get off, so Lys can get off"

"I am fetus age"

"I dipped a peanut in peanut butter lmao I'm high as fuck"

"No shit, JohnLock"

"Fiphomin" (cinnamon)

"I WENT TO PANGEA, THE OTHER KIDS WENT TO WASHINGTON, THEREFORE YOUR OPINION IS INVALID-"

*childish voice* "yOu hAvE a BuTt On YoUr FaCe-" *wheezing*

*through sobs* "sO YEAH, HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING-"

"Crash into me and I'll crash into you with my car"

"Can't spell subtext without buttsex lmao"

"Raisins? More like raiSINS"

"Fucknite"

"AHHHHH- IF I SCREAM, IT'LL STOP- AHHHHHHHH"

If you look up "CompletelyNormalPerson" or something like that on any social media platform, you'll most likely find me. If you cant find me, I probably dont have an account for that yet.