Pomme Rose

Are you going to continue the Halloween kidnapping it's really good

Toothless is baby, don't you think? 

hey uh
          
          
          mind writting Zukaang smut for a book im writting? i can't write smut and want smut in the book
          i will credit you
          it is modern au and they are both 20

The Harry Potter series but it's just a giant fucking game of dungeons and dragons

The never ending mystery: 
          Is that glitter or deodorant on my black bra?

The only difference between science and screwing around is writing it down

Some dumbass: Hey slut!
          Character I want to write: tch, don't be so rude, it's Mr Slut to you

Would dragons think we're cool because we can create water in our mouths?

"You seem like a decent fellow, I hate to kill you." If that isn't a Hufflepuff quote I don't know what is!

My friend doesn't know who James Brown is...