Hey. I'm Richard Ashburn. I'm a killer with no age. There's a picture of me somewhere in Ray's scrapbook. Let's see, I have no family. I'm a demon, vampire, incubus, and human that can split my bloods into four people. I'm eight feet six inches. Uh, I live in Slender Mansion cause I'm related to Slender, Offender, Trendor, and Splendor. So, yeah. Later. 
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Good evening to you, beings. I am the vampire part of Richard. I assume I'm also in my friend's picture book. It's a pleasure to meet you.
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What's up. I'm sexiest thing you'll ever see. Besides yourself that is. Oh. Where are my manners? Oh right. I don't have any. If you guess I'm the incubus then you are correct. Now, let me give you your prize~
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Sup. I'm the only normal one here. I like dogs. Yeah. I'm human. So, uhm. Laters.
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WHAT'S UP, MOTHERFU*KAS?! HELL YEAH IM THE DEMON. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? AWH. TALK TO ME WHEN I CARE.
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(Y/n)?
Yes, Richard.
I have something I want to tell you, but
You have to promise to never tell anyone.
I promise
Do you swear on your life?
I swear on my life

You swore you'd never tell?
You swore you'd never tell?
You swore you'd never tell?
You swore you'd never tell?

Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
'Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead?
...
Yes two can keep a secret...
If one of us is Dead
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This guy... @TheOldestCipher . Beat him in a match and now he's salty. #50ShadesOfSalt
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