A B O U T M E
Welcome!
My name is Ul'Yana.

I am 24, fluent in Russian, Japanese, English, and sass. I have a growing degree in Biology, working towards my doctorate.

I enjoy fanfiction so long as the first five chapters are not dedicated to faceclaims and a playlist of music I will never look up 😒.

I love FanFictions that ADD something to the original story and where the main characters actually have meaning in the narrative. I hate second person stories and terrible plot lines where the main character's only meaning is romance.

Give me bad bitches and good stories please.

https://www.fanfiction.net/~rulerofcats
https://archiveofourown.org/users/RulerOfCats

My stories are usually interconnected in the same universe, so here's some guidelines as you read:

The Heartbeat Series:
Book One: We're all made of Stardust (Itachi Uchiha)
Book Two: How to be Heartless (Sasuke Uchiha)
Book Three: How to Have a Heartbeat (Sasuke Uchiha)

The Fates Series:
Book One: Capturing Heartbeats (Madara Uchiha & Tobirama Senju)
Book Two: House of Cards (Itachi Uchiha)
Book Three: Chasing Smoke (Kakashi Hatake)
Book Four: Cheating Fate (Naruto Uzumaki)
Book Five: Hourglass (Gaara)
Book Six: Call to Arms (Sasuke Uchiha)

Stand Alone Fictions:
A Spider's Deceit (NarKik)
Poison Ivy
Lullaby of an Oiran


All my main characters are assholes, and that won't change. I value powerful women and feminism without an agenda. My work is a small contribution to writing badass women who don't need a man to do their fighting for them.

I have so many stories in drafts that it's insane. One of these days I will attribute something to the My Hero Academia world since Aizawa is fine.

I hope to one day be able to write a shameless smut scene 😞


Q U O T E O F T H E W E E K

"me: the internet is so powerful
me: you can acquire so much knowledge
me: *reads gay fanfictions*"

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