Your Moms “Friend”

Welcome to candy land 🍬🍭🍬

Damn, I've been here for a while

✨She/Her✨

I'm so gay 🌈

Beyoncé said double D's on these hoes I said triple D's on these hoes

Commenting on every fanfic

My reading lists of fanfics is larger than the size of the library in Beauty and The Beast

I reference so many vines every day

Somehow I got a mosquito bite in Winter

I can be a real bitch if you test me

My tits are actually bigger than my future 

Lonely little hoe

Welcome to Mitch's Bitchin' Kickin' Mitchin' Kitchen Chicken

My family told me I should be a UFC fighter 

"The only straight I am is straight up bitch"

Normani can give me kidney stones and I would say thank you

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

I call people hoes, don't be offended

I follow enough people to build an army and navy

Reading fanfics 7/27

The fewer friends you have the less bullshit you have to deal with 

And that's the T sis 🐸☕️