Carl Candy

So, mah name is carl.


*INCEST IS OKAY!!! I SUPPORT INCEST*

I also believe in time travel.  One day I will resurrect dinosaurs and we will rule this incest-filled world together.

My wife is a lamp.  No judgement please.

I believe guys wearing shirts is what's wrong with this world.  It's not violence, it's a lack of shirtlessness.

I have water balloon children.  They are my pride and joy.  Their names are Suzette, Boom, Explode, Beeperz, Carl Jr, and John Smith.

Obviously lamp+ middle aged man= water balloons.  They are my biological children.  They really are.


. . . . so what kind of car do you drive?  I drive a white van. ;)