I was trying to think of a cool way to start this.
...Guess I missed my chance.
Never mind. We'll use this sentence to recover...
Whoops. Good thing no one's using this to judge my competence as a writer or anything.
That would be unfortunate.
...I'm sure it'll be fine.
So long as I manage to go out with a bang.
- JoinedSeptember 8, 2013