Feel free to @ me if you're in need of cheese or holy water
(I'm on Ao3 as NonnauticalShips)
Cheezus/ Walmart Jesus
He/him
Trans. (i went through the whole pipeline)
Aromantic 💚🤍🖤
🐍Slytherin 🐍
Fandoms/Ships:
Marvel ❤/ no ships really
DC 🦇/ SuperBat & Halbarry
Hamilton/ historical Lams
Harry Potter/ Wolfstar
Historical shit idek
Encanto
If u made it this far thank you that concludes my TED Talk!
- Cheese Heaven 🧀
- JoinedNovember 24, 2018
- website: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Stories by Ye Olde Holy Cheese
- 4 Published Stories
A Crack Fic About My Driving Instr...
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This is based upon the fact that in class one of them said, "You know who's your daddy," and the ot...
God Has Forsaken Us, So We Forsake...
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A flash fiction piece with metaphors for cannibalism and god.
#125 in pomegranate
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The Commandments of Cheezus
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Things me or my friend has said out of context. (i'm sorry i was gone.)
#172 in cheese
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