Feel free to @ me if you're in need of cheese or holy water
(I'm on Ao3 as NonnauticalShips)

Cheezus/ Walmart Jesus

He/him

Trans. (i went through the whole pipeline)

Aromantic 💚🤍🖤

🐍Slytherin 🐍

Fandoms/Ships:

Marvel ❤/ no ships really

DC 🦇/ SuperBat & Halbarry

Hamilton/ historical Lams

Harry Potter/ Wolfstar

Historical shit idek

Encanto

If u made it this far thank you that concludes my TED Talk!
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