Fairy sucks:)

(FREE PALESTINE BUT UGH THE IRL DETTOL SUPPORTS ISRAEL SO DON'T BELIEVE A WORD I SAY AFTER THIS)

Hello!

I am the official Dettol of WattPad!
My goal is to get you buying my stuff! It's worth it, you know. I'll kill all the bacteria with my sword, so you won't have to worry:)
Tell me if you want to be cleaned, killed, given Dettol, etc etc...

• I am in the CountryHuman fandom but I will change a lot of the basic 'rules' of it so it's not too bad:) (headcannons, basically)
• Don't care what pronouns you give me, we're online after all. But is she/her irl
• My little brother (irl) is a little gem who has some very interesting vocabulary
• Taking Art, Photography and Religion, Philosophy and Ethics for GCSE (I like making life harder for myself haha:'))

Follower count:
Of 2020: 148
Of 2021: 230???(agh I hate myself for not updating this) 
Of 2022: 356
Of 2023: 426 
Of 2024:

Other bacteria-killing comrades here:
@The_Official_Joy (Joy is b e s t  s o a p  f r i e n d)
@The_official_Dial (Dial is improving every day!:D)
@The_Official_Windex (yum)
@Official_Fairy (the only real gripe I have with them now is that their user doesn't match everyone else's. Also they taste like lemons. I like lemons:))

Enjoy my old ass stories if you dare. Most of the shit you'll see in the old ones are historical inaccuracies and cringe. People seem to like it though, so don't take my word for it:)