Things I hate:
-Assessment forms
-The former classification of ineffable and (principally) subjective thoughts for the purpose of generalised psychometric analysis
-Airport security

Always keep a loaded gun in my nightstand so, in the event of an intruder, I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.

Pro Tip: If a centipede is hissing at you, try counting its legs. If it has none, then probably it's a snake
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Stories by The_Tainted_Quill
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The Confession [Part IV] by The_Tainted_Quill
The Confession [Part IV]
I love my profession. I'm the best-rated lawyer in NYC and I had a good day at work today!
The Confession [Part III] by The_Tainted_Quill
The Confession [Part III]
I'm here to make a confession. I might've killed my roommate.
The Confession [Part II] by The_Tainted_Quill
The Confession [Part II]
I'm here to convey my thanks to someone who saved my life. [Author's Note: This was inspired by a conversatio...