Tiberius

Hey everyone. I'm Tiberius, the red tailed hawk from the movie The Secret Life of Pets. Don't worry, I won't eat you...

You may also find me and my friend over at our joint account @KA_the_Writers

SOME OF MY FAMOUS QUOTES... (Literally, all my lines... don't judge me!)
Sounds like you could use a little help...

Over here! In this dark and foreboding shed.

I can see for miles. If you let me out, I'll find your friend.

You're sweet too... but not too sweet. There's also a salty, gamey thing going on.

Yeah, that's it. Just step over the pile of bones.

You're a very thoughtful food. Food?! I didn't say that, I said friend. I meant food- friend. You know what I meant.

Tiberius. And yes, this is a very good thing for you, this whole... meeting me thing. Take off my hood.

AHH! The chain!

I'm sorry!

I can't help it! I was born with killer instincts!

You're right. Even for a predator, I'm selfish. I'm a selfish predator. It's no wonder I have no friends, nobody. This is hopeless...

Please take off the chain... this time I'll help you, I promise!

Best... friend? You and me?

Yes! That sounds nice. Let's do this.

So what does this Max look like?

He sounds dreamy...

If my owner comes, put on the hood and pretend to be me!

Alright, show her!

You're gonna tell us where Max is and you're gonna tell us now!

Does that always happen cuz your head looks like it's taken a lot of landings.

Okay, he's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eat.

Nice little guy, nice little guy...

Every bird instinct I have says don't follow a dog on wheels.

Gidget, here's an idea. Maybe there's a dog in the neighborhood that looks like Max. Start hanging out with him. After awhile, you'll think it's him and we'll be done.

Hawk.

Sweet.

*last line* - Goodbye!
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