VanessaEnnis

Online GTA V with Seph: 
          	
          	Me: Dude what the hell is taking you so long man you said you are driving here, my motorcycle, I can just pick you up
          	
          	Seph: I'm going faster than the speed limit of 30 miles per hour on this thing! I'll be there quick! 
          	
          	Me: What the? What?
          	
          	Seph: Watch this. *drives past me on a grey moped in a camouflage bullet proof vest, cowboy hat and poco dotted boxers slow but as fast as he can*
          	
          	Me: *laughs head off* dude come on just get on the motor cycle
          	
          	Seph: *Gets off vehicle and shakes butt taking off his helmet* Bitch be riding that thing like it just came out yesterday!!!
          	
          	ThIs Will FoReVeR sTaY oNlInE

JosephWicklander

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Online GTA V with Vanessa:
          	  
          	  Vanessa: What's taking you so long?
          	  
          	  Me: What the hell are you talking about? 
          	  
          	  Vanessa: Dude, what the hell. You're taking too long man, you said you are driving here. My motorcycle, I can just pick you up.
          	  
          	  Me: I'm going as fast as possible. I'm maxing out at freaking 30 miles per hour. I'll be there real quickly!
          	  
          	  Vanessa: What the, what?
          	  
          	  Me: Watch this! *Drives past Vanessa on a grey moped in a camouflage bullet proof vest, cowboy hat, and pink poco dotted boxers, slowly, but as fast as possible.*
          	  
          	  Vanessa: *Laughs her ass off* Dude come on, just get on the motorcycle.
          	  
          	  Me: *Gets off moped, shakes butt while taking my helmet off* Bitch, I'd be riding that like it came out yesterday!!
          	  
          	  Both:  *laughs asses off getting yelled at by Joseph's mom to be more quiet.*
          	  
          	  ThIs VeRsIoN WiLl AlSo Be FoReVeR oNlInE
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