Greetings flesh creatures!
Welcome to my page, there is no escape now....
UNLESS YOU PRESS A COUPLE OF BUTTONS BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
Feel free to message me at anytime, I love to chat and I'm also quite lonely. I write a lot of weird things if you didn't notice. Whoops. However I'm very lazy bastard/beast.
●a lazy bastard
●I am knowledgeable about a lot of useless, random shit.
●But no one is perfect, so I guess I'm no one.
● *fades into darkness* I am but a myth☆☆☆
Songs I have on repeat a lot lately:
1. Take Me Away - Blue Oyster Cult
2. Cell Block Tango - Chicago
3. Mars for the Rich - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
4. Amish Paradise - Weird Al
5. Beginners Luck - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
My bootyiful Wattpad wife-to-be @Chicken_Hoe. ♡♡
When she shakes her chicken behind there is severe inflation due to all the money coming in. When she sings the heavens part, and so rainbows are created. Don't mess with her because if she doesn't get you first... I will.
We have a fabulous joint account @MarriedFarmHoes ! Which I really should update soon...
☆My Fab Friends☆:
Check out my other joint account for a memey story @WeAreNumberOneMemes
Which I also should update... oh well.
"I didn't eat people to be a person"
I SHIP PAIN, DESPAIR AND MYSELF. IT IS AN EPIC THREESOME
~Are you sure it was nothing, Cause it made me feel like dying inside~
- wAiTiNG fOr moNeY
- JoinedMarch 15, 2016