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i write badass women and nice guys who, like real people, are occasionally horrible to each other. you're going to hate them, love them, question their morals and your own along the way. not for the faint-hearted or close-minded.

too picky and busy to do read for read or follow for follow.

table of contents:

☆the Ingrid odyssey:
°Whiskey Latte (completed novella)
°Vodka Espresso (completed novel)
°Tequila Americano (completed novel)
°Flat White Rum (ongoing novel)

》Ingrid side-projects (featuring characters created by @Norwood515 ):
°Wasted (completed short story; ingrid + jude)
°Experiment (completed novella; ingrid + craig)

☆the bubble man: mystery/thriller short story + script (completed)
☆camelia: short descriptive story (completed)
☆Seacliff: historical romance/fantasy novel (completed on Tapas Premium)
☆Physical: contemporary dance drama/mystery (on hold)
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  • JoinedJanuary 5, 2019

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Hi! Just dumped 5 chapters of Flat White Rum to make up for my 2-month absence & updated the YouTube Music playlist - you can listen to it here:https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_rq598wjcO3T...
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