Alex 🌻

''I'm not quotable enough for this.''
-Me, 2020

This is my bio change. I hope some people are happy with it *cough cough* Sunny. *cough cough*

So I assume you're reading this because you want to learn about me (⌐■_■) or you're bored, procrastinating, I get it.

Ahem

*clears throat*

My name is Alex, Aleex, and Alexander. (You can choose) My alias is Lafeyette and I wield a *very* large baguette as my weapon, and I will not be afraid to wack or stab you with it. (although wacking is my preferred method of attack) I am a strobber, a whiteboard, a handsome silver otter, an AGGRESSIVE fluffy pancake, and a ghost. Some of my accomplishments include chopping off all of Zoey's limbs, co-founding the fifth house, dying, abandoning many writing projects in progress, binge-reading all of pjo, hoo in about a week or two, and then (what was published of) toa in another week, and getting a massive book hangover from it. (except i couldn't get them all at once because someone checked them out already -_-) I also have graduated valedictorian of the cucumber system. So that's me. *puts on sunglasses*

Things I do a lot:
Flip tables, flip cities, flip continents, flip planets, flip solar systems, flip galaxies, flip universes (yeah...)

I have no idea what to do for my bio. What did I do for my last one? *looks at old bio*

''Le bio change coming to an Alex near you XD''

o.O

Er...

*clears throat*

MY FANDOMS ARE HP, PJO + THE RIORDANVERSE SHEBANG, MARVEL, THG, DIVERGENT, ARC OF A SCYTHE (JUST READ IT ALREADY PEEPS), MLB, A:TLA, LOK, HAMILTON, SGE, DSMP, DEH, HEARTSTOPPER, SOC

SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO THE OUTSIDERS, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, AND THE BOOK THIEF

FOLLOW @107awesome (ALSO RIP ZOEY ;-; /j ) BECAUSE SHE IS AMAZING AND THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH WORDS TO EXPRESS HOW AMAZING SHE IS AND BESIDES I'M RUNNING OUT OF SPACE 

I NEED SOME KIND OF QUOTABLE ENOUGH THING, BUT ZOEY SAID THAT THIS IS BETTER SO WHATEVER
-ALEX