i live in a place called oklahoma which is right in the middle of tornado alley. no, my area has never been hit. there's a forcefield around my area and tornadoes know not to fuck with us. most people use miracle whip instead of mayonnaise, but those people were dropped on their heads as babies so we'll just have to forgive them. there's a difference between a hillbilly and a redneck. all rednecks are hillbillies but not all hillbillies are rednecks. if someone says "bless your heart", we're calling you stupid. if we say "what a peach" we're calling you a bitch. we're the nicest people unless you cross us, then we go straight up before he cheats and key the fuck up out of your car.
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