melancholy

I'm a sucker for sunflowers 

My dick is larger than my attention span 

@artsy_aliens sorry, I only have Ebae and Tinder. 

We can meet on Christian Mingle and  I'll send you an edible arrangement

Yo lmfao I ship Voldemort X Quirrel so FRICKING hard (from avpm)

Ew, when wattpad recommends dramione fanfics 

Are you okay 

UGH EMOTIONS WHY DO U BETRAY ME

I'm smoother than bread on toasted butter

RIP Emma  Your vines will forever make me smile. Rest easy