❤︎

..  this  isn’t  a  joke?  you’ll..  let  me? 

WELL  OF  COURSE  YOU  ARE!  you’re  so  manly,  bakugou!  >:D  but  i  just..  mean  muscle  wise.  like,  /muscles/.  ..  wh,,  you  MEAN  IT?

to  see  who’s  stronger  of  course!  not  that  we’re  not  both  strong  in  our  own  ways  but..  you  get  what  i  mean,  right?

uhm..  cause  i  wanna  measure  our  muscle  sizes!  it’s  easier  that  way!  (:<  and..  i’m  not  a  boob  man!  it’s  /all/  about  the  personality!!  ..  and  thighs.  and  boobs,  and  muscles—  and—  everything  <3 

i’m  NOT  stupid!  that’s  not  nice.  >:/  i  don’t  stare!  i  just  happen  to  glance  that  way  sometimes,  i  don’t  mean  it!!  with  or  without  big  pecs,  youre  manly!  (:<  and  no  ofc  not!!  i’d..  i’d  never  even  thought  about  anything  like  that!  ):<  

AW  MAN!  not  even  to  compare?  it  would  be  a  great  way  of  showing  off  how  big  our  muscles  are!!  but,  NOT  LIKE  I  WANTED  TO  TOUCH!  that  would  be..  unmanly.  </3 

  /  did  you  just  shit  on  my  mb  ...  tsk  ,  tsk ,   go  do  that  outside  you  dog  

bakugou,  i  hope  you  don’t  think  i’m  unmanly  for  this  but..  your..  pecs?  look  super,  uh…  big  today!  NOT  TO  SAY  I  WAS  STARING  OR  ANYTHING!! 

//  NONONO SHHSHSHH I AM

//  UH  BIGGER  DOG