dumbass

i got my license last friday i just forgot to tell yall. everyone keep off of the roads this is not a joke

failed my driving test thinking about crashing the car on purpose 

i genuinely think some of the funniest people ever are people who comment on wattpad stories cause yall have me CACKLING sometimes

kathy bates and jessica lange are my moms they just don’t know it yet 

hi 

why did i have to inherit my moms mental illness? why couldn’t i inherit her perfect vision? now i have to be blind and mentally ill like wtf

idk who made the decision that i should get period AND ovulation cramps but they should be sent to the deepest pits of hell. i mean that from the bottom of my heart 

nothing bad is allowed to happen anymore because i said so 

WHO TF MENTIONED ME IN A TIK TOK

my school keeps emailing me about doing cross country and shit. like babe i literally get winded and light headed going up the stairs you do not want me any where near that team